Breaking news: Enid’s Adventure Book is closed for refurbishment.
All that not writing blog posts for months at a time is exhausting and I need a break. R & R. A slower pace of life in which I can be unfulfillingly addicted to my smartphone in peace, free from the constant absence of thinking that I should update my blog. This is the first time I have looked away from my smartphone in 3 months and 2 days, and it is a feat not to be repeated in a while. I had to Google how to spell ‘feat’. That’s how bad things are getting – I can barely even remember WORDS any more. I’ll give you a clue: it isn’t ‘feet’ but it also isn’t ‘fete’. Go figure.
The good news for all you long-term fan (singular – there’s only one) out there (I’m talking about you, DB!), Sasperella’s Story Shack – the unfamous author-stalking blog – may return in place of the dull, long-winded travesty that has been Enid’s Adventure Book.
The anticipation is tangible. I can literally touch it with my fingers. I’m touching it now. (I’m actually touching a tangerine, but the two things are very, very much the same).
So, goodbye for now. You can find me being mundane and sarcastic on Twitter or Instagram. I’m also mundane and sarcastic in real life, but I’d much prefer if you didn’t come and find me.
Just kidding – always a spare sofa for you, DB, if you want to visit this hemisphere.
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